Edible Arrangements

We are arguing about how to write this blog because your commercial AND your concept are FUCKED. By the way, I (abe) totally won the argument.

So, question number 1: Who wants a huge fucking bouquet of pineapple, strawberries, and cantaloupe for 300 fucking dollars?? How is that affectionate? Plus, its in a stupid red basket with pink and white hearts. And the commercial has the girl sprinting to the coffee table after she sees the "bouquet" on the table. And then she gets there, realizes its FRUIT, and gives the guy a fake thank you hug. PSYCH!!

question number deux: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU PUT THE LEFTOVERS?? So a guy gives me this "beautiful" bouquet of "flowers", I eat them all, and then I have the shits for the rest of our first date?? No. Lets take everything out of the fridge and waste everything in there so we can save this beautiful gift.

Fuck. I have used the rest of my energy for the day on this post. Ugh.

Abe